February 2010
9 posts
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January 2010
15 posts
Dear McDonalds →
If you’re going to sue some girl for using a suffix of “Mc” to raise money for the Special Olympics, does this mean you’ll be suing half of Ireland and Scotland?
Ps. I like Wendy’s more.
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Dear Douchebag who stood me up,
just wanna apologize i’m really bad at being a douche bag but i didnt want to lead you on because i feel like more like a****i wasnt looking for anything too serious and uh i’m sorry?
Please don’t send chicks pathetic emails like this; it only sends our angry vaginas into over drive.
When you stand up a chick on a date, you don’t email her weeks later with some half-assed...
http://www.myspace.com/tonksandtheaurors →
I love Harry Potter fan bands. Especially this one. Its basically bashing Purebloods and love ballads to Remus Lupin.
And who doesn’t love that?
You’re just an inbreed
Slytherin hate monger
And I don’t wanna be involved
In a world without love!
And I don’t care if
You’ve got a stupid tattoo on your arm!
You’re not winning any contests
With the...
