August 2011
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Bruce Wayne takes a young lady to the bedroom...
Girl: Mr Wayne... How about we get these constricting clothes off.
Bruce: I was about to suggest the same thing, young lady.
Girl: Mmm... What a fine... Wait...
Bruce: What...?
Girl: ... All those scars... What the fuck?
Bruce: Oh, it's just...
Girl: What the fuck!?
Bruce: I play polo, that's all. It's rather a dangerous sport. Don't worry. Now...
Girl: Wow, wow... Polo? I'm not an idiot. Oh, god... You...
Bruce: I... What?
Girl: Oh, for fuck's sake. You're fucking Batman, aren't you.
Bruce: Haha! What? I... No!
Girl: You fucking are. You're the fucking Batman.
Bruce: Honestly, no... I just...
Girl: What, polo? I'm not a total moron. Some of those... Jesus... A lot of those look like bullet holes. Yeah, polo?
Bruce: I... No, it's...
Girl: And that scratch one... Catwoman, I take it?
Bruce: It's...
Girl: Jesus Christ. How did you not think I would realise? And what the fuck is that... it looks like someone tried to take a fucking bite out of you.
Bruce: I... Uhh...
Girl: It all makes sense... Extremely wealthy. Childhood trauma. Returned to Gotham after ten years, and immediately we first see Batman. How the fuck do people not realise this all the time? And... Of course... Every time you adopt a new kid, we see a new Robin. What the fuck, Bruce... I mean... Okay, I'm not the brightest cookie, but, like... The cops and villains and shit... If anyone actually wanted to find out who you were, it's actually pretty fucking obvious, isn't it. I mean, Jesus... Richest guy in Gotham with a motivation for vengeance... Who the fucking hell else could it be? I can't believe you're Batman. I can't believe it...
Bruce: Okay, fine... Yeah, yeah... Now are we fucking or what?
Girl: Are you kidding!? You're batman. Get those fucking pants off... And please, do the voice for me.
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July 2011
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November 2010
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Nov 24th
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Lemme know what you think.
What if I got my four year degree in Business instead?
Nov 4th
October 2010
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Oct 30th
You wouldn't notice if I was gone from your...
Because I already am.
Oct 12th
September 2010
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Sep 19th
But seriously, folks
Lord o’ mighty this is gonna be a long semester. I got my campuses down-pat, but to be at another school all-over again is a tough pill to swallow; this is the year I should be graduating, but thanks to a few administrive “oops” and my personal trumps, I’m at my third school trying to at least complete a two-year degree. So I’ll at least have something by the time...
Sep 7th
I'm stuck in my Computing for Buisness class, so... →
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August 2010
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Aug 21st
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So, I think I'm too old for this...
Otakon is gonna be my last con for a while. Next year I definately want to go to pirate camp with Bug.
Aug 2nd
July 2010
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June 2010
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How McCoy siblings think:
Matt: Hey Jess, what time do you have to go into work tomorrow? Jess: 2 O’clock, why? Matt: Wanna get shitfaced tonight? Jess: Of course!
Jun 30th
Phone numbers
After running over my other phone with my car, I need them again.
Jun 30th
Jun 27th
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Jun 18th
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I just bought "Life" on DVD today...
… BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Jun 16th
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Jun 12th
You need to translate it, but I'm in love with... →
I recently went to Kinokuniya for the first time; its a specialty book store that imports and translates books from Japan. Its expensive, but I found the most amazing photography books. This is the webpage of Iori Tomita, who takes transparent photos of animals— they are the coolest things ever.
Jun 11th
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Jun 9th
April 2010
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So, my best friend is engaged
I got the call after her dad. First I screamed, demanded details, and squealed. Then I cried, we cried, and told her how happy I was. I told her I missed her, she told me she missed me, I demanded to be in the wedding party, possibly dressed as Luna Lovegood. She laughed, I laughed; we cried some more. I can’t wait to see her again.
Apr 13th
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... I got bored and made a twitter account...
And apparently John Cleese is on Twitter. For serious.
Apr 12th
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...Wait...
Just so you all know, I’m not really a man. I just meant I’m a big girl for getting a tattoo.
Apr 4th
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March 2010
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